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Joke of the Day

"Scientists have looked into claims of widespread mansplaining... Turns out it's usually just an ovaryaction."

"Recent studies show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy... Gangrape"

"What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice? A Dell."

"(not sure if repost) What do you call a black man that drives an airplane? A fucking pilot you racist!"

"Protip: If you're bad at geography and someone asks about an obscure country just say ""isn't that where the oiled up Olympics guy is from?"""

"why does the mexican take xanax? For hispanic attacks"

"Sitting on my hand until it gets numb so it feels like someone else is folding my laundry."

"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad"

"Feel The Bern? Oh, I'm feeling it right about now."

"Woke up and poured myself a cup of coffee and then took a nap... So no, technically, Ms. Snooty HR, I didn't sleep through my alarm again."