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Joke of the Day

"I hate when I can't find a decent status update to steal."

"Appreciate how some people don't come out of ATM till they find the meaning of life right there."

"What do you call a daredevil Gigolo with dwarfism? A Stunted Stunt Stunter."

"I said I don't want to talk to you, I didn't say ignore me. WOMEN"

"A psychic midget broke out of prison The official police report warned of a small medium at large."

"What do you call a fat psychic ? A four-chin teller."

"What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? Taste..."

"What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her."

"So I heard you like cheese sticks What are you, a gay cheese?"

"Why did the blonde have a red sore on her belly button? Because blonde men are idiots too."