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Joke of the Day

"How would you try to sleep with a fat girl? oh, sorry, i misspelled ""why""..."

"Son: Will you please just try to act normal today? Me: You're going to have to be more specific."

"Shopping at Walmart to test my immune system."

"Threesome? No thanks If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I would have dinner with my parents."

"[NSFW] Its a good thing your vagina has a sense of humor... ...otherwise it wouldn't be able to take this joke."

"Wanna hear a joke?? Okay here goes, My ex-wife still misses me! BUT HE AIM IS GETTING BETTER! HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! You see it's funny because marriage is terrible.-Stanley pines 2012"

"Dad, i know I'm adopted Hi adopted, im not dad."

"IDEA: Cry HoleTM - the hole you can cry in"

"Why do Americans hate sunlight? Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow."

"A scientist Couldn't understand ""What is Marriage"" So he married, after it Now he couldn't Understand what is science ."