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Joke of the Day
"A vegetable walks into a bar... Just kidding, he'll never walk again."
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"It's not 'stealing tweets' if you believe in recycling."
"How do you make a tiramisu? With a thousand Gigamisous"
"What do you call a snobby criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending"
"Hillary Clinton's recent case of pneumonia just goes to show There's only one candidate who can dodge a draft."
"GF texted me that her ex wants to get her back. So I texted, ""I care for you. Don't do this"". I'm still working on what to reply to my GF."
"Sometimes I get the urge to run around naked.. But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking."
"Oh you're sick? Let me weirdly list every other person I know who's sick."
"What do you call a bear that's not drunk? So-Bear!"
"God promised men that good obedient wives would be found in all 4 corners of the world, then he made the world round. What a funny guy"