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Joke of the Day
"What's the most difficult part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
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"How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ? Hide the ball it drives them nuts !"
"What do you call a gay milkman? A dairy queen."
"What is Putin's favorite new ballot? Crimea River"
"Special shout out to the CIA, who were pouring cold water on people BEFORE the ""ice bucket challenge"" made it cool"
"What porn do Saudis get away with? Camel toes."
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND-EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"What do you call an ugly dinosaur? An Isaurus Rex"
"Birds can be dangerous. Do you know what's the primary risk that woodpeckers pose to women? Splinters."
"I baked a cake shaped like Canada, and offered my brother the Quebec slice.... but he's having Nunavut."