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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Hitler participate in the marathon? ... Because he can't finish a race."

"What is Apple users favorite movie? No Escape"

"Zoo... I went to the zoo and saw a loaf in a cage. A sign read: ""Bread in captivity."""

"Why is Reddit called Reddit? Because you've already read it!"

"if carrots could get you drunk.... rabbits would be fucked up."

"Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor? ""STOP RESISTING!!!"""

"If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door who do you let in first? - The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in."

"I like my women like I I like my coffee.. Ground up and in the freezer."

"Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue? Because it's not going anywhere."

"Some people They're kind of like STDs , at first you don't like them, and then they start to grow on you."