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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Hitler participate in the marathon? ... Because he can't finish a race."
Next Joke
"If we start calling it 'potato juice', Vodka becomes a health drink. RIGHT??"
"Movie comes on while im in bed: ugh ive seen this a million times Movie comes on before I have to get ready for work: oh hell yea a classic"
"That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!"
"What's the difference between a Priest and Acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13."
"You wont find a whole lot about beastiality in the bible. But you will in my diary."
"""I'm not washing it, I'm just gonna shove it in a pony."" If you're a girl, that sentence is actually ok."
"How much does automail cost? An arm and a leg."
"What is the best thing to come out of Italy? An empty bus.."
"What happens when you cross a grown kitten, a donkey, and a champion? A cat-ass-trophy."