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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Priest and Acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13."
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"What is white and square? A ping pong block."
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"Why don't you have sex with a nameless man? Because no matter what you call him, he won't come. Edit: spelling"
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"My grandpa died in the holocaust... He fell off the guard tower."
"Where is Wallace at? Where is his oscar nomination?"
"White lies Don't matter. But black lies matter."
"I am a janitor... They call me Dwayne ""The Smock"" Johnson."