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Joke of the Day

"God said to Jon ""Come forth, and recieve eternal life."" But Jon came fifth, and won a toaster."

"I see your IQ test came back negative"

"I'm just a girl Hiding under a bed Hoping his wife leaves soon Again"

"I know this is an unpopular opinion, but Krusty from The Simpsons is running for president. Bring on the clownvotes."

"Did someone died? No, but it's still early."

"What's the difference between a customer and a weatherman? One knows he's not always right."

"How does a penguin make a decision? Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave."

"Do you know how to tell the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer? They taste different."

"Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !"

"I heard the Sandy Hook kids wanted books But instead they got magazines."