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Joke of the Day

"A good diet is follow me around the grocery store and don't buy anything I get."

"My hips don't lie. The bastards run around telling everybody how much I like donuts."

"How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend? With a John Deere letter."

"Why is there very little honey in Belgium? Because there is only one B in Belgium"

"Why don't cows simply run away from their farms? Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na"

"Make sure you don't forget the 'R' when you're Googling, ""movies of Gary Oldman."""

"Do you know what a pirate's favorite letter is? You'd think it would be ""Arrrr"" but it's actually the C."

"What's E.T. short for? Because he only has little legs."

"Did you hear about the college for dolphins? It was for educational porpoises only."

"What do you call a dog with no hind legs? Dragon balls!"