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Joke of the Day
"A good diet is follow me around the grocery store and don't buy anything I get."
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"Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave."
"I can't have kids CUZ the second they disrespect me hooomaaagaww I would throw a child out a window"
"Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach? He didn't want people to see his tan lines."
"Who invented mince? A leper playing guitar."
"Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors."
"It's the anniversary of the Titanic sinking. Fortunately, we've made sure that would never happen today by melting all the icebergs."
"I'm giving up eating food off the floor for Lent"
"How do people in wheelchairs propose?"
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."