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"What has 3 legs and 3 eyes? Three pirates"
"911,What's your emergency? Me: I think it's a heart attack 911: Can you call back when you're sure, we're watching Walking Dead"
"Latvian Joke Bus full of priests come to Latvia, spread word of God. One priest ask Latvian man ""Where is children?"" Latvian man respond ""Children is dead from childbirth."" Bus leave."
"I heard that my old neighbour forgot about his dementia. He's alright now."
"My sister was injured in a horrific singing accident. ""Oh no, is Carrey OK?"""
"Why do whales have really good immune systems? They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!"
"this beer contains chemicals known to the state of california to cause ice cold refreshment"
"What's the best thing about being homeless... You don't have to duck and cover during an earthquake."
"What is a pirate's least favorite letter? A letter from the cable company..."