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Joke of the Day
"I heard that my old neighbour forgot about his dementia. He's alright now."
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"There's 2 types of people in this world... Ones that pee in the shower And liars"
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"How do you get down off an elephant? You don't. You get down off a goose."
"I offered Pete Carroll $1 million to run a mile He passed."
"I was sold a calculator with the plus button missing. Something doesn't quite add up."
"What's the worst part about shaking a one-armed man? You know that's his masturbating hand"
"There's a gay rights group suing the tobacco companies. Because they only sell straight-cut chew."
"Jack and Jill went up a hill;   to have a bit of fun.   But stupid Jill forgot the pill;   and now they have a son."
"Gandalf was an alien. It's right there in his name: Gandalf the GREY. Wake up, sheeple!"