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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus? You only need one nail for the frame"

"Like most pale people I will be occupying the indoors this summer."

"What's Donald Trump's least favorite music band of all time? Foreigner."

"My girlfriend told me stop singing wonderwall. I said maaaaybe...."

"Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him ."

"Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well? Her coach was a pumpkin"

"Why is my algebra textbook so sad? It has a lot of problems."

"Would you like to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, its too cheesy!"

"I just took nitrous oxide, and laxatives. For shits, and giggles."

"How do you kill a poet? Give them real self confidence."