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Joke of the Day
"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard!"
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"What is long, green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."
"What comes after sextillion? Babytillion! (Creds: my math professor who has her doctorate in mathematics)"
"My girlfriend said to me ""you keep talking like we're on Walky talkies... this relationship is over!!"" ""This relationship is what? Over."""
"I don't plan on moving to California anymore. Everything is known to cause cancer in there."
"Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke? Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time."
"I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils."
"A blonde, brunette, and a red head walk into a bar Wow, these are great binoculars!"
"Autocorrect changed ""you're so wise"" to ""you're so wide"", and now I need to find a good hiding spot before my wife comes home."
"Scars are tattoos with better stories."