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Joke of the Day

"You guys got any good old jokes (example inside) Example: Did you go to school by horse? I like to mess with my tennis teacher, he is over 50 and he gives it right back to me by how bad i play."

"Luke Skywalker and Yoda are on a ride when... **Luke**: *Are we on the right course, Master Yoda?*. **Yoda**: *Off course we are*."

"I don't like progeria jokes. They get old fast."

"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom"

"""Everyday I'm shoveling"" - Canadians Theme Song."

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only half the things that come out of her vagina are retarded"

"After the initial energy surrounding lithium's arrest... Charges were dropped, due to lack of connection."

"I DO help with the laundry. My wife just doesn't understand. I wear the same jeans for like two weeks straight."

"""Beer: Helping White Guys Dance Since 1842"" Posters Helping White Guys Seem Funny Since 1998"

"How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it."