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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers? Infantry."

"I like homophobes Homophones, I mean homophones!"

"Friend told me this one today. Fed Ex and UPS Did you hear Fed-Ex and UPS joined together and made a conglomerate?They called it fed up."

"While digging a hole today I found a bunch of old gold coins. I ran in to tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging a hole."

"What do you do when your daughter says batman raped her ? Switch to the spiderman outfit."

"you live and learn, me, i try to die and unlearn as much possible. thats the difference between you and me, those things"

"I went to the store today and seen this sausage begging her mom for an overly expensive purse. She then began to cry when her mother said no.. What a brat"

"I like my woman like I like my coffee Served at 160F."

"A mathematical limerick A dozen, a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more."

"Sequencing. What's the key to a good joke?"