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Joke of the Day

"Kim Jong Un has upgraded himself from ""Leader of North Korea"" to ""Supreme Leader of North Korea"" by adding sour cream and extra cheese."

"What is Shakespeare's favourite snack? Hamlet du fromage"

"Why are dyslexia kids scared of Christmas? Satan comes down the chimney."

"Just remember, if you're attractive and they're ugly, it's not sexual harassment. You're giving them a compliment."

"I am used but in good condition."

"There's no such thing as an automatic door. Just gentlemen ninjas."

"How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint? He gets pale as a sheet."

"Why are pills white? Because they work."

"T NOW! what do we want? MORE TIME-TRAVEL JOKES! when do we want them? RIGH - John Freiler"

"Howcome you can't see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're very good at it."