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Joke of the Day

"If resting on one's laurels is like sitting on your butt and a ""hardy"" is a hard-on... Does that mean that the combination of Laurel and Hardy makes Dickbutt?"

"you gotta hand to short people. Because they can't reach it."

"I'm thinking of selling my old vacuum cleaner It's been gathering dust for years."

"Did you hear about the guy that only ate one chicken leg per day? He was malnourished due to his paltry (poultry) diet."

"What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common? They all know how to get black men off."

"My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker, so I told her to roll them tighter."

"Isn't swallowing semen technically canibalism? I don't know, I just do it for the taste..."

"Why did the fisherman catch the Mackerel and then let it go? Cause he's all about that Bass, bout that Bass.... No Mackerel."

"What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds? Brexit"

"Remember when phones were fat and people were thin"