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Joke of the Day

"I dig, You dig, We dig, He dig, She dig, They dig, It might not be a very beautiful poem, but at least, it's quite deep."

"a nativity scene but with a giant burrito instead of a baby Jesus"

"What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !"

"First time having sex was like my first time riding a bike My dad was holding me from behind."

"TIFU by falling asleep on the john at noon. I meant Job. I fell asleep on the Job. :D :D"

"The best thing about sitting next to the white guy with dreads on the bus is no one thinks you're the one that farted"

"Give a man a fish.. C'mon..give it... bad doggy.."

"I read the terms and conditions."

"Women's history isn't a month.... It's only 28 days.... Period."

"Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money."