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Joke of the Day
"How do make a Kia twice as valuable? Fill up the tank"
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"Did you hear about the bulimic bachelor party? The cake comes out of the girl."
"...and the award for best lead actress in a dramatic role goes to me for ""I Have A Sinus Infection, Why Don't You Care That I'm Dying"""
"I asked a group of women if they found rape jokes funny. They all said ""no!"" But deep down I knew they really meant ""yes."""
"Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas? They are writing to Satan."
"My dick is a joke Nobody's ever seen it coming."
"Why do lesbians go to modells? Because they don't like dicks"
"I'm sick of reading them, these vagina jokes have got to stop Period."
"Nothing says I mean business' like using a grocery cart at the liquor store."
"What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."