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Joke of the Day
"A man is going to sleep, when his wife decides to surprise him with a blowjob"
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"Just saw a homeless dude with a sign reading ""Hungry Hungry Hobo"". I shouldn't laugh right?"
"What do you call a guy with a one inch penis? Justin."
"They're remaking Ocean's 11 with an all-female cast and it's gonna be called Ocean's 8 It's that damn wage gap I tell ya!"
"What did Mike Tyson say to the Death Star elevator attendant? ""Sith floor pleaths"""
"My new juice cleanse is called Vodka with a side of Tonic"
"Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway? Authorities are still trying to piece everything together..."
"If 9/11 happened in Vegas, no one would have ever known due to that silly motto."
"What did the cannibal do when he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"
"""do you have dailysex?"", John received a text... ""Oh idneed, I hvae dyselxia. Hwo did yuo konw?"""