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Joke of the Day
"Nothing soothes the soul like seeing a huge muscular guy walking with a tiny ice cream cone"
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"Butcher A man in a butcher shop: ""I would like bull testicles please"" Butcher: ""Me too"""
"How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup? Brazilians!"
"Whats the Difference Between Hitler and Stalin? Hitler Hit. Stalin Stalled."
"Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old."
"Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a drive-in movie?"
"You know why ancient Greek children were always getting lost from their parents? 'Cause they kept Roman around!"
"What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave? Aight I'll calcu-lata"
"Restrooms now have auto flushes, taps, hand dryers. But isn't it silly that you cancel all that by touching the door handle on your way out?"
"Currently on minute 137 of Easy~Bake Oven cupcakes. I'll be live Tweeting their status as they crisp up over the next day or two."