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Joke of the Day
"What goes in hard but comes out soft and sticky? Gum"
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"I have created the only non-racist Chinese joke. So I went to Chinatown today. There were too many bright lights. I asked them to dim sum."
"If a tree falls in the woods.... .....and no one is around to hear it. Will a hipster buy the soundtrack?"
"Hope the big twist in that new M. Night Shaymalan movie is that it doesn't suck."