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Joke of the Day

"Elevators. They work on so many levels."

"There's a new all girls music group that writes songs about the internet. It's called Broadband."

"The only lie Republicans haven't told about Obama is he's white."

"Son: Dad, why'd you name me Achilles? He's from Greek mythology. Dad: Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."

"I Am So Depressed. I Think Suicide Is The Only Answer. If my bitch ex-wife would just commit suicide my life would be so much better."

"If she's wong.... she cant be white."

"I was trying to get a top comment on Reddit... But I Blueit"

"WHO SAID ""YOU GOTTA KEEP EM SEPARATED"" A) Gov. George Wallace B) The Offspring C) My mom teaching me to do laundry D) All of the above"

"Come on Canada, first Celine, then Nickelback, NOW Bieber!? Are you TRYING to provoke a war?"

"I wondered what my parents did to kill boredom before the internet. I mean, I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and none of them had a clue."