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Joke of the Day
"Elevators. They work on so many levels."
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"WIFE: You know, you're my best friend! Am I your best friend? ME: [subtly exchanges knowing glance with our dog] Of course you are, sweetie"
"HR: Does anyone know what FMLA stands for? Me: Fire My Lazy Ass? HR: ... Me: I was gonna guess Lesbian Ass but thought that's inappropriate."
"(NSFW) What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist fucks..."
"Why do so many lunatics have ear infections? Because they're ear-rash-ional."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? DO IT YOURSELF YOU FILTHY MAN!"
"Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: ""Where's my tractor?"
"My life flashed before my eyes... ...Turns out I'm epileptic and died from the seizure."
"People nowadays take pictures, not for memories, but to post them on Facebook and get comments."
"Friend: ""Omg, your parents are so nice!"" ... You: ""It's because you`re here.."""