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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a lesbian with a SUV full of penises? Dick Van Dyke"

"In a last ditch effort to curb over grazing, some ranchers have decided to drive their cattle up into the mountains. Analysts say the steaks have never been higher."

"How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap? 9 Months."

"I'm the most bashful person in the world, until you get me on the dance floor. Then I become the most bashful newborn giraffe in the world."

"What game do Africans play everyday? THE HUNGER GAMES (I'M GOING TO HELL)"

"Jokester City! What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta!"

"Kiwis are just lemons that forgot to shave."

"Me: I want a hot body. Me: Does absolutely nothing to achieve this."

"I will never go bungee jumping. A rubber breaking was the reason I was born, it sure as hell isn't going to be the reason that I die."

"I love the study of languages, and am very keen in my analysis: I am a cunning linguist ;)"