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Joke of the Day
"If others are jealous, you're doing something right."
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"I used to have some well constructed ass jokes But then I rectum."
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"Where does a person with one leg work? IHOP"
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"What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast? Hash with alot of Salt"
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"Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!"