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"Arnold's new tell all book. Arnold Schwarzenegger just wrote a new tell all book because no one could understand his audio book."
"Trev's antisocial challenge: walk up to the first coworker you see and say, ""I'm sorry you feel threatened by my triceps."""
"The guy who developed Fractals.. The guy who developed fractals was Benoit B Mandelbrot, I heard the 'B' stood for 'Benoit B Mandelbrot'"
"Great Comcast customer service http://gizmodo.com/comcast-changed-customers-name-to-asshole-brown-but-i-1682409072 Best article i red in while."
"Q: What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months? A: An Apple turnover."
"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Wanda"" ""Wanda who?"" ""Wanda go out with me?"""
"Celebrating christmas in another country, santa leaves a chicken cutlet in my boot. ""Is that good?"" No one will make eye contact with me."
"Velcro What a rip off. Joke by Tim Vine."
"Sure, I'd get married. But follow him on Twitter? I'm not ready for that kind of commitment."