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Joke of the Day

"Celebrating christmas in another country, santa leaves a chicken cutlet in my boot. ""Is that good?"" No one will make eye contact with me."

"Two go through a tunnel, says the third to the fourth: "" I think we're five"". Says the sixth: ""I don't get it""."

"What do you get when you have seven dragon balls? Nothing! This is real life."

"What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!"

"What do you call an ant sized villain? The *ant*agonist."

"Offensive Jokes these are the worst jokes ever be warned"

"*Paul Walker shouts down from the gates of heaven* ""YO DID I GET A MILLION LIKES ON FACEBOOK? THEY WON'T LET ME IN WITHOUT A MILLION LIKES"""

"I have 5 uncles. Scott, Daniel, Bob, Tate, And the one that works at Nintendo."

"Before you criticize someone.. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

"First post and an original How much does a Chinese elephant weigh? .................. Wonton"