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Joke of the Day

"Celebrating christmas in another country, santa leaves a chicken cutlet in my boot. ""Is that good?"" No one will make eye contact with me."

"What's black and white and red all over? After it was stuck in traffic because of protesters blocking the freeway: a police car."

"So a horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse responds, ""They wouldn't renew Sex and the City for another season."""

"What turns on mathematicians Big quantitties."

"What did the number zero say to the number 8? I like your belt"

"It's a shock to me that people actually pay their student loans. That's a bill I gave to Jesus"

"Field testing has shown that coworkers are most likely to enter my office 8-11 seconds after I fart."

"Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer."

"My computer said hello to me It's a Dell."

"How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?. None she is the joke"