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Joke of the Day
"How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One? Or two? One? .... Or two?"
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"So a scientist working the Large Hadron Collider lied on some lab reports He's a real Higgs Boso"
"I broke up with my girlfriend because I like my women like I like my coffee Without other people's dicks in it."
"I've only been eating 6 spiders instead of 8 every year so I'll have plenty for retirement."
"Why are all Satanists trypophobic? They're grossed out by Holy things."
"I could add boolean operators to my search... OR NOT"
"What's the best name for a male dildo-maker? [NSFW] Dick Smith."
"What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus? Dead."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? [NSFW] You don't pay $200 to have a garbanzo on your face"
"What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel? So you're the one!"