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Joke of the Day

"A huge gorgeous butterfly landed on my arm just now. Naturally I screamed and flailed my arms around frantically, but lovely really."

"50% of all trending topic tweets are people asking what the trending topic means."

"Two introverts go to a bar. They leave immediately."

"How does every racist joke start? By looking over your shoulder."

"Google Page 2 The best place to hide a dead body is Google Page2."

"I think Argentina is quite capable of deciding who it wants to cry for. Stop being so bossy Eva."

"Netflix: we are the top online streaming service. Best in the world. Me: can I rewind 10 seconds without ruining everything? Netflix: no"

"Sexual intercourse: It's just wanking that's got out of hand."

"What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam? A sister-in-law"

"Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush? She kept looking for it in Alderaan places."