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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? a pilot"
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"Gambling is like a dwarf at a barbecue... ...The stakes are always just too high"
"Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because the didn't have the guts to do it."
"Cooper at the end of Interstellar ""You know what I like about space travel, man. They get older, I stay the same age."""
"What is worse then sweat on Olivia Newton John? Come on Eileen"
"What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime? Parah Salin."
"*steps on Lego* *stumbles backwards and trips over more Legos* *throws all Legos away* *Grandparents buy more Legos for Christmas*"
"What did Helen Keller's mom say would happen if she didn't stop fingering herself? She'd start talking dirty."
"What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea? Oz Moses."
"The worst part of going on a date with a guy I don't like is how my grandma always dies before our food gets there."