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Joke of the Day

"What did Helen Keller's mom say would happen if she didn't stop fingering herself? She'd start talking dirty."

"Why did they call off the leper hockey game... ... there was a face off in the corner."

"Any good jokes involving an Armadillo, a banana and a grandmother? Just checking how creative the Humorists in Reddit are."

"What title do a sandwich and an occupation in the porn industry share? The Fluffernutter."

"Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant? The waiter gave him the cold shoulder."

"I invented a new word yesterday Plagiarism"

"My girlfriend and I broke up over astrology. She's a Taurus, but I don't believe in bullshit."

"Pot has never been proven harmful to humans, but the way it makes those huge holes in the street has to give you pause."

"I had an uncle who was a drunk... tried getting him into other hobbies like sculpting but he was always getting plastered."

"When is a man smartest before, during or after sex? During that's when he's plugged into the know it all."