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Joke of the Day

"EXCITED INVENTOR: this is the best thimg since sliced bread!!!!! SLICED BREAD: [anxiously smokig in the corner] i wish i was never invented"

"Joke for people who look at the custom settings when installing windows 10. What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus? The Logo."

"A boyfriend says to his girlfriend, ""Baby, you're kind of like Charles Barkley..."" ""...You've been on the team for so long and you're still not getting a ring! Happy Valentines day!"""

"What are red heads good for? Lighting fires."

"I asked my dad if he liked his haircut... He said he didn't at first but it's growing on him."

"My chemistry blew up Oxidants happen...."

"New documentary about the female menstrual cycle. Available exclusively at Redbox."

"What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack? Naughty by Nature"

"Most people know that Descarte said, ""I think, therefore I am."" What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ""......afraid of Chuck Norris."""

"What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman? I came, I thaw, I conquered ."