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Joke of the Day
"Listen. I may be a nerd, but I have had sex. Just ask my wife. (Please don't ask my wife.)"
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"And now a mediocre blonde joke: what do you call a blonde who dyes her hair Artificial intelligence"
"What time is it after you've eaten a dozen eggs? 8:12"
"What's Moby Dick's Dad's name? Papa Boner"
"Adam and Eve: The first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions."
"I bet when Hugh Hefner dies no one will say ""He's in a better place now."""
"Talking about your ex makes it sound like you're not over them. Hide their body and move on like a normal person."
"My black friend got offended when I told him a racist joke I told him to lighten up"
"Who is a Racist and a Homophobe and a Bigot and a Hater and a Sexist pig? *Anyone* winning an argument with a liberal."
"Things that smell better than they taste: coffee, popcorn, vanilla-scented ass."