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Joke of the Day
"""I'm sorry"" and ""My bad"" mean the same thing Unless you're at a funeral"
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"Your dating profile said you were a night owl.....eat this mouse."
"My bloodtype is really disappointing. My doctor keeps saying ""be positive""."
"What is the difference between your wife and your job? After ten years your job still sucks"
"Sometimes, when I think about books I touch my shelf"
"What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess? Extreme Pawnage"
"ME: I wonder if it wrestles cutely too? ZOOKEEPER: Sir, get out of the panda enclosure. ME: lol. No. *gets mauled to death by panda*"
"What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church? A virgin"
"How did the hipster make it to the front page? He did it before it was cool"
"Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car? A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!"