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Joke of the Day
"What do young female monsters do at parties ? They go around looking for edible bachelors !"
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"Love may be blind Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
"i went to a bookshop And asked for a book about tortoises. The woman asked ""hardback?"" I said ""yeah, and little heads."""
"""FUCK. It's only lettuce."" - What my dog thinks when I drop lettuce on the floor"
"Japan's economy crashed in the 90s because their housing bubble was so bad, the Imperial Palace was worth all the land in California. I *wish* houses out here could still be that cheap!"
"I would say that a zero with a line through it isn't a number, But it's naught"
"My wife nominated me to do the ice bucket challenge. I'm a little confused. Has anyone else been asked to hold a toaster at the same time?"
"""I'M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN!"" Brain: LOL Empty bottles: LOL Wine shop owner: LOL New bottle: LOL Bottle opener: LOL Liver: LOL Me: LOL"
"What does a vampire drink while on a diet? Blood Light."
"I'm always creeped out by the guy who seems to know the age of consent laws a little too well."