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Joke of the Day

"Jesus was the original child star who fell in with the wrong crowd and died young."

"Dear Stephanie on Facebook, I do not care that you are watching The Breakfast Club. I only want to know what channel it's on."

"If he's dumb enough to send you a generic message in a mass text...be smart enough to reply to all ""I still haven't gotten my period."""

"I judge parties by how close to dead my cell phone battery is when I leave."

"I'd tell a joke about claustrophobic people, but it might be to tight for you."

"*throws back out* Back: Let me back in baby, I can change."

"[Blind date] Girl: I've always had a bit of a thing for bad boys Dog: [starts putting on his coat] I don't think this is gonna work out"

"I really only know one thing about Ebola. For some reason, it makes you really wanna go to the airport."

"I wished I loved anything as much as my wife loves inspecting the pots and pans I wash by hand."

"Only 3 living beings are immune to cold: 1)Polar bears 2)Penguins . And. . . . 3)Females wear!ng sleeveless & backless in winter parties."