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Joke of the Day

"My mom threw away all my Linkin Park CDs and kicked me out of the house. But in the end it doesn't even matter."

"A japanese man was shouting jokes to his airplane window. When he noticed he wasn't getting laughs he thought... hm... tough cloud"

"As I pulled back the ring-pull on my 5th can of beer, I heard ""Hello."" I thought to myself, ""It must be the drink talking."""

"The Scots are updating the perception of traditional Scottish fare. Oatmeal porridge will now be known as a Highland Smoothie."

"You don't' have to be upset, if nobody notices you You'd make a decent sniper!"

"if i was a character in a horror movie i would try to finish whatever i'm eating before i die"

"older man discovers the subreddit showerthoughts one afternoon..... That evening discovers phones is not waterproof."

"What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying? He/she's not sitting or standing!"

"In which month do women talk the least? February."

"""But mom! I don't like grandma."" ""Keep quiet, son, and finish your plate."""