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Joke of the Day

"Donald has special needs. His small hands fit perfectly around our new shovel model. '8:D' Only today. Only here."

"A Nazi is beating a Soviet at a political debate. The Soviet says he needs to take a bathroom break. The Nazi says: ""Now you're just Stalin""."

"How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna ride bikes?"

"sometimes i visit websites that have videos of people making love"

"Boyfriend and girlfriend were watching porn. Girlfriend: Did you see that! It's so disgusting! Boyfriend: What? Girlfriend: Sofa and curtains DON'T MATCH!!!"

"The inventor of the Heimlich maneuver has died at the age of 96. Ironically enough, everyone at his funeral was choking back tears."

"I support farming and math... I'm pro-tractor."

"Barakaysan la hadal sida Maalinta burcad ah!"

"Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand."

"Subway...I don't know whats worse.. What Jared did or you raising your Februany $5 footlong to 6$."