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Joke of the Day

"One time I brought my kids to work with me and now my boss is way more tolerant of my drinking."

"I keep writing letters to myself. Dear me."

"What do you call two lepers in a spar? Soup"

"My 5-year-old niece's twist on an old pirate joke **Question:** Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet? **Answer:** Because his 'I' was all jacked up. *...she cracks me up*"

"I told a girl her eyebrows were drawn on too high. She looked surprised."

"How does someone with amnesia tell a joke? I don't remember."

"I just explained Google to my Granny. ""Pick anything to search for"" I told her. ""What about a nice cream pie?"" She asked. ""Except that."" I replied."

"Who invented Bull Riding? Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me."

"What does crossing the Niagara on a tightrope and being given a blowjob by a 90-year old have in common? You don't want to look down"

"I have had sex with so many other men this week I can't keep em all straight"