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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? Because his barista fucking hastes hipsters."
Next Joke
"So, I was waiting for my dad at the bar for a reunion He walks in and asks ""Hey son, how's it going with the ladies?"". ""Its not the going with the ladies I care about , it's the coming""."
"Roses are red Violets are blue Stop clicking your pen when you talk to me Kevin I swear I will murder your face with my tape dispenser"
"What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral? She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish"
"Bats are just rats who had too much Red Bull."
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"
"I hate when people come to MY house, knock on MY door, and then give me the ""why aren't you wearing pants"" look."
"WHAT ARE THOSE???? /u/doubledickdude - They're my cocks."
"Living in Russia... Living in Russia in the winter, you're already snowden."
"Sexually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch."