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Joke of the Day
"I would tell you a nun joke.. .. but it's nun-appropriate."
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"I know a bunch of guys who are like Christian Grey but without the money and the handsomeness. They're in jail."
"Sometimes I'm right. Other times my wife is close enough to hear what I'm saying."
"Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have."
"I haven't been drinking. I know what day it is. I didn't lose my pants. This might be my car. I know how to drive. -Lies I've told to cops."
"What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the bunko squad? A small medium at large."
"Just watched the documentary FOOD, INC. And I'm absolutely disgusted. From now on, I'm only having sex with organic chickens."
"What are a priest's favourite symphony... The ones that start with a#(minor)"
"once you use mac you never go back. there's literally no escape"
"Timmy walks in on his mother getting dressed... Now you're thinking of the time you saw your mothers breasts."