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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend has a poop fetish NSFW I always give her shit for it"
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"nudist camp for intellectuals 2 people at a nudist camp for intellectuals, one says to the other ""have you read Marx?"" The 2nd say ""yes, because of these wicker chairs"""
"I walked in to the library today... and asked if they had the new book on tiny penises. The librarian responded ""I don't think it is in yet."" I said, ""That's the one."""
"mom. Mom i'm going to get married. whom then. Jane form the next door. oho god.. you sure? where you going to live? Mom. Jane is Emo she doesnt want to live."
"Why would I want to talk to your baby? On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that."
"Frankly I find fassion shows to be haughty couture"
"I introduced my girlfriend to the family Me: hello everyone, meet Jasmine Jasmine: Hi Wife: what the fuck"
"You could make a whole biopic about my life using only the infomercial footage of people unable to perform simple tasks for no reason."
"*deletes embarrassing drunk tweets *tweets embarrassing sober ones"
"Is Kamagra safe? http://www.kamagracheaper.eu/index.php?route=blog/article&article_id=3"