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Joke of the Day

"Did you ever get two pieces of shocking news at once? I just found out my sister was diagnosed with testicular cancer."

"Jenny on the mine field Jenny is running through a mine field and waves her hands within 2km... Bonus round: Who's there? - Definitely not Jenny?"

"cat: mew me: actually its about games in journalism *cat continues to ask for food*"

"i just bought a rape whistle... and the look on my victims faces is priceless."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just me? - Joan of Arc"

"I don't believe in telling little girls they're beautiful. Or little boys. Anybody, really. The human body is truly disgusting."

"If you pull a lizard's tail off, it will grow back. If you pull it off again, the lizard will be like ""dude."""

"What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma? People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold."

"What do you call a terrible pun? A puntastropie."

"My wife and I only smoke cigarettes after sex I've had the same pack since we were married but she's up to three packs a day! (Thanks, Rodney!)"