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Joke of the Day
"Two priest walk into bar and disappointed... there are no young boys there."
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"What do you find between Godzilla's toes? Slow runners."
"Just saw a rainbow.........great now the sky is gay"
"*spits out mouthful of peacock feathers* I'm sorry, I thought these were for just anyone to eat. *gets escorted from zoo*"
"My British friend Julian Wang just bought his first automobile We call it the Wang car. //needs work"
"I'm not getting the earth anything for Earth Day since it's not going to be around much longer anyway."
"What happens after it rains in gotham city? a waynebow."
"Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar? He would have made a gas car"
"If Tumblr was edible It would have alot of trans fat"
"A dog was giving birth on the side of the road... She was cited with littering."