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Joke of the Day
"Two priest walk into bar and disappointed... there are no young boys there."
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"The Hitman A hitman walks out of a bar, and into the elevator of a nearby apartment building. He takes it to the floor that his next ""victim"" lives on. He was hired to kill a Reddito"
"Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City? They keep telling me to stop asking..."
"Our kids lost all the Monopoly pieces so we use a cigarette butt, a high-heeled shoe, a rotten molar, and a loaded handgun."
"What's up, girl? Do you like bad boys [kicks rug] or good guys [fixes rug]?"
"If tree fall in Siberian woods... And tree fall on Glorious Leader Putin... Does make any sound other than applause?"
"Superman: I'm faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive- Batman: I fight a penguin and this really persistent clown"
"My girlfriend is quite pessimistic about our sex life, but I'm a vagina half full kind of guy."
"Billy has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. Billy has diabetes."
"Dont look at my username. You looked, dint you? Dint I tell you not to? Dont you have any control? ANY control? You stoopid?.... Get it?"