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Joke of the Day
"I'm glad there isn't a pop quiz every time I claim to have read something."
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"What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common? They were both on top gear."
"Note to self: Take Mila Kunis picture off of vacuum before taking it in for service next time."
"Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own? because it was too tired."
"Apple just released a brand new programming language, *Swift*. Job recruiters everywhere immediately started posting ads for Swift programmers with 5 years of experience."
"What's black and looks good on a lawyer? An unconvicted felon."
"My favorite thing to do when my grandkids visit is to bake a big batch of fresh cookies. Then I eat them all by myself. Screw those kids."
"My girlfriend goes on a bike trip every 28 days. She calls it her monthly cycle."
"A joke my six year old nephew told at dinner tonight. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"
"Droopy Drawers by Lucy Lastic"