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Joke of the Day
"What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common? They were both on top gear."
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"They should harvest the excess fat from fat people to turn into fossil fuels, to solve the world energy problems. Or world hunger."
"What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head? You don't want to look down."
"What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one."
"Air & Sex Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"'What just cracked?' A guide to aging."
"A driver gets pulled over for improper use of a carpool lane.. Cop: ""Carpool lane is 2 or more passengers and I don't see your second passenger."" Driver: ""well I'm just beside myself."""
"They say we know more about the surface of Mars than we do about the bottom of the ocean which is still twice as much as I know about the second page of a Google Search"
"In my defense, your baby was crying before I dropped it."
"Boxer briefs Digging my Dick out of boxer briefs, is like clawing gum out of shag carpet."