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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if Sallys parents were like ""Yeah great idea Sally. Sell seashells. On the seashore. Where there are tons of free shells. Idiot."""

"Tonite on House Hunters: Jill wants 4 bedrooms, granite countertops and a home spa. Bob wants to be stabbed in the driveway."

"Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5? Because he said Punch's line."

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread on the ceiling"

"How do you keep an idiot busy? You tell a joke on Reddit"

"UNGRATEFUL GIRLFRIEND I swear that I have the most ungrateful girlfriend in the world. Every time I give her an orgasm.......she spits it out"

"RIP Boiling Water You will be mist."

"Guys, this may all be some sort of marketing ploy, but if the email I just received is accurate then local singles want to fuck."

"In Canada, every board game is called ""Sorry!"""

"How do you host an amnesia support group on a budget? The moment they show up, tell them the meeting went great and their speech was inspiring."