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Joke of the Day
"Why are Peruvians always deported? Because they can't Peruve they're citizens"
Next Joke
"So two cannibals are eating dinner... The first turns to the second man and says ""Wow, your wife sure does make a great roast!"" The second replied ""I know, I'm really gonna miss her."""
"What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels? A towel full of loads"
"What do you call a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle with bad hair? Donny Trump"
"Printer tired while printing her picture Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."
"I bet snowmen think it's weird that the ground is completely covered in their skin."
"Yesterday i accidentally cut off the left side of my body! Im all right now."
"What's the first place Dora explored? The mexican border."
"This lady at the Edible Arrangement store acts like no one's ever asked for a corn dog bouquet before."
"I love you dude, but im not ""In Prison"" with you."