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Joke of the Day

"*Closes refrigerator door and hears contents inside fall* Well... sounds like a problem for the next person."

"You might be a hipster if... Friend: Did you see that <funny cat picture> on reddit's frontpage? Me: Naah, I don't subscribe to all the big, popular subreddits."

"How do you know if someone's a feminist? They have an AK and they plan to kill all men. /shittyjoke\"

"What is born skinless, flies wingless and sings until it dies? A fart. *dedicated to my dear departed Grandfather who told me this joke almost 40 years ago when I was a kid.*"

"The worst thing about rich people is that I'm not one of them."

"If Sanders win the nomination, won't that make him mainstream? There goes the hipster vote."

"Just put some trousers on I last wore at a wedding in 2001 and found a Nokia 3210 in the back pocket. It's still got 2 bars of battery on it."

"I posted a joke via USPS... ...not sure if it was their fault or mine, but the delivery of the punchline was completely botched."

"Had to put my dog down today... I just didn't expect him to be so heavy!"

"Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander? A: It's too little to be out alone."