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Joke of the Day

"According to my next door neighbor's diary I have ""boundary issues"" can you believe that?"

"Nothing beats a girl with a beautiful singing voice... Except Chris Brown."

"My corner store failed because most people want more than just the corners of stuff."

"A severed foot... ...is the ultimate stocking stuffer. - Mitch Hedberg"

"I once farted in an Apple store... It's not my fault they don't have windows."

"Villains: Just leave the city where the super hero is. Problem solved."

"Enjoyed 3 minutes and 42 seconds of extra sleep this morning by letting my kids stay up 5 hours past their bedtime"

"They say eating when you're bored is one of the worst things you can do but I think shooting kangaroos is at least equally bad."

"What did the bull say after sleeping with a transexual cow? ""That was no Miss Steak!"""

"Haircut/Sex Correlation Jesus Joke I got that I looked like Jesus a lot when I had longer hair. It's a shame because I got a haircut and have been getting nailed less than the messiah lately."